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Articles About APRIL FOOLS! :: Page 3
Mirroring a recent village trend, many members of the community have begun to outsource the mining of Yellow Springs’ most precious resource.
At a competitive community potluck, locally-grown ingredients were just the beginning.
The results of a three-year sting operation paid off yesterday with the break up and neutralization of a local yarn bombing cell.
Really, now! April Fools! — the News team
Villager Sahara Nosefeather and her long lost favorite piece of Tupperware were re-united recently at a potluck, 25 years after the rectangular plastic box had gone missing.
In what area sprites decried as a “super insulting to the elemental realm,” a recent dry spell of pagan ceremonies in the Glen Helen Nature Preserve pine forest has prompted local faeries to lambast Yellow Springs’ earth-based spiritual community.
Even with all the construction going on these days at the Antioch College campus, it would be difficult to miss the addition of a third tower over the south wing of Main Building.
Really, now! April Fools!—the News team
Jewelry lovers, rejoice! When it comes to personal adornment, there are some new wares in town.
Really, now! April Fools! —The News team